it's friday night. we have a big weekend planned, including the hunt for the
most beautiful christmas tree (which has the makings for an excellent time
considering nate insists on hauling the family thru the woods on a u-cut adventure
AND it is raining like its never rained before. yea!), and uncle t arrives tomorrow!
the boys were starting to resemble yetis from the neck up,
so a haircut was in order. times two.
which just happened to be next door to their favorite pizza place.
i feel sadness for the day when charlie figures out that the games require money.
i'm not saying whoooo, but someone has a small love affair with parmesan cheese.
in preparation for uncle t's visit, a swiffer session was in order. little did we know,
we were in for so, so much more.
now, i'm not saying we are lazy, or dirty people. ok, maybe we have a somewhat
laissez-faire approach to home repairs and general maintenance (we are working on this).
a couple of months ago (don't judge), our brand new hardwoods in front of our
food machine started to buckle, but just a bit. naturally, our first instinct was "the wood is settling"
"the wood is reacting to the weather" i even think i heard nate say the words "expand" and "contract".
never was our first thought that there was a leak.
there was a leak.
though only a tiny leak, more like a "mist" of sorts, it was apparently what
was causing the hardwoods to funk-ti-fy.
the swiffer found the leak when it pulled a bit of gunky wall from under the fridge.
so, i scooted it out and all hell broke loose.
spray going left and right, the floor flooding fast, i think i even heard thunder.
not really.
what really happened, happened in total slo-mo.
nate taking spray to the face as he tried to kink the water hose
trying to tell me to "get a clamp! get a clamp!"
i didn't even know what that mean.
but i didn't hear him because i was running in circles with my hands
above my head screeching like i had just seen a snake.
several minutes later, the madness stopped
and the mopping up began.
why is this important? because it took up way too much time
and after the crisis was averted i didn't feel like doing anything else.
and they had very, very important worlds to save
from zombies.
sorry t, at least your sheets are clean.