December 5, 2009

Snuggies and Cheese

It is a cold night and its been a long day at Elementary School.
You've been looking forward to coming home, changing out of your leggings and tunic
and into your pajamas.
You curl up on the couch with a tall glass of....apple juice, and are looking forward to reading your newest issue of....House Beautiful that came in the mail today and curling up with a fuzzy blanket next to the fire after eating your satisfying dinner of Mac-N-Cheese.
But wait, how do read a magazine AND curl up in a blanket?
Introducing...Teen Snuggie:
Brrriiiiing: "Hello? Peter?"
Without Teen Snuggie, you'd talk to Peter and shiver because you can't stay snuggled and warm with the phone at your ear.
Thank You Teen Snuggie!
Maybe Teen Snuggie just ain't your thing.
Then maybe you should just order a piping hot pizza from Bellagio's
to stay warm and then run around the house flying your Lego ship
keeping the family safe from the Bad Guys.
Mmmmm....cheesey goodness!
Thank you Ax and Kysa for staring in your first product commercials.
Royalties forthcoming. I'll have my people call yours.

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